I know, I know. Cat Lady, right? But this little muffin never lets me make photos of her, so this is probably the only one you'll ever see. Isn't she pretty?
Ok, so I know this looks pretty gross. Frankly, it looks more like something that should be coming out of a person than something that you would deliberately ingest. But guys? This is seriously the most delicious drink I've ever had that doesn't include vodka.
I give you the Green Monster, from Angela at Oh She Glows. It's as easy as throwing a bunch of junk in a blender, and it's jam-packed full of healthiness: Spinach! Bananas! Flax Seed! Almond Milk! I've been drinking these once a day for two solid weeks and I feel amazing. They've even nearly replaced coffee as my morning drink-of-choice and primary addiction, which, if you've ever seen me jonesing for a dark roast, is no small feat. (Protip for the lazy: I use Nutella instead of making nut butter.)